the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*


believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun
Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…













